Citizen Dave’s Ten Reasons the Badgers Will Win the Rose Bowl

… Anyway, Wisconsin will defeat Stanford today. Here’s why:

1. We have the better mascot. Ours is a gritty nocturnal animal with attitude. They have a tree. I’m serious. The Stanford mascot is officially listed as the “Stanford Tree” which is a skinny pine tree. It just stands there. Bucky does push-ups….

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