Penn State Replaces Entire Student Body with Interim Student Body

STATE COLLEGE, PA (The Borowitz Report) – Responding to Wednesday night’s rioting in support of ousted football coach Joe Paterno, the board of trustees of Penn State University today took the extraordinary step of replacing the entire student body with an interim student body.

“After careful consideration, we decided we had to make a change,” said trustee Harley Manvers.  “Hopefully, these interim students won’t be such jackasses.”

Via Borowitz Report.